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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

No way

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

How do you smoke heroin?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

share office space ...

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.